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gongoozler 

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
Person 1: I hate going for a swim at night
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
gongoozler by khgsmel October 11, 2020
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"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012
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Dero Goi is the lead singer of industrial metal band Oomph!, and is the overwhelmingly more talented than that of any other German rock band's vocalist, at least so far as I have heard. He is also rumored to be so beautiful and pure that he puts unicorns to shame.
Everything is Dero Goi and nothing hurts.
Dero Goi by DeutscheHärte March 18, 2011

Jewish Goodbye

People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet
"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
Jewish Goodbye by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015

Google en passant

Parrot 1: Google en passant
Parrot 2: holy hell
Parrot 3: new response just dropped
Parrot 4: Actual Zombie
Parrot 5: Call the exorcist
Parrot 6:Ignite the chessboard
parrot 7: Pawn storm incoming
Parrot 8: Queen sacrifice, Anyone?
Parrot 9: knightmare fuel
Parrot 10: Pipi busters in action
Parrot 11: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Parrot 12:actual copypasta
Parrot 13: Shove up the bishops
Parrot 14: Mmmfgh~~

I ain't gon hold you 

A phrase that roughly mans "I'm not going to lie to you"
"I ain't gon hold you you built like a toaster my guy"

Goatiful 

A goat, that is beautiful. Often used among friends as a joke during the goat craze.

A complete compliment used mainly among females.
"Angel, you look goatiful today! ;)"
Goatiful by Elalalalalala. November 13, 2011