Rusty Dutch Double Dipper

much like the Dutch Double Dipper but with the added benefit of the female partner taking a dump while you do it. This adds an interesting lubrication (of sorts) and also allows you to quite literally push her shit back in.

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper:
Bob: "I heard you Triple D'd her last night man?"
Frank: "You heard wrong my friend, I Rusty Trip D'd her!"
Bob: "NICE!"

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

racist double standard 

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

racist double standard by major_delmac February 28, 2005

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment 

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010

N-O-Double-R 

A small village "Norridge" in the heart of Chi-Town that the teenage white kids nicknamed in a gay attempt to be cool.

Where ya from dog?
Im from the N-O-Double-R!

N-O-Double-R by ACE-Man-dan January 21, 2009

3000 gaw gaw double handed twist 

When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.

Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

Fred: How was that?

Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.

3000 gaw gaw double handed twist by Kermit clit December 9, 2019

Aitch-Ee-Double-Tooth-Picks 

(Aitch)H-(Ee)e-(Double-tooth-picks)l-l

Probably the way Ned diddly-doodly Flanders would say HELL.

What the aitch-ee-double-tooth-picks are you doing?!

Aitch-Ee-Double-Tooth-Picks by DWYCK April 12, 2007

DB Double Tap 

"Douche Bag Double Tap" A scenario where not one, but two, cocky, obnoxious "douche bags" are found together.

Sara "Oh my god is that Brock and Chip headed into the bar?"
Jane "Sure is. Wow they both have popped collars AND reek of cologne. DB Double Tap!"

also: Kanye West does a cover of Frank Sinatra's "My Way"... DB Double Tap.

DB Double Tap by theLaura October 22, 2010