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cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants
"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"
by Jigglemaster420 February 6, 2023
mugGet the cheese my jeansmug.

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
mugGet the cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the godsmug.

midnight cheese

Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.
I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.
by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
mugGet the midnight cheesemug.

Bum cheese

“I was bum cheese last night
by jazz<3 February 20, 2024
mugGet the Bum cheesemug.

Cheese

Food to eat for Milky People, and put on bunny cows
by uwgbrasscaptain2020 July 24, 2020
mugGet the Cheesemug.

cheese

word used to describe something
that cheese
by drawingirl February 6, 2022
mugGet the cheesemug.

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