monkey wrench 

Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).

Thought to cure the common cold.

Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...

Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.

*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*

monkey wrench by Gyre March 25, 2008

monkey69boy 

monkey boy would do anything to be with sian ugh again hes so fucking in love with her its like every minute hel phone sian its stupid hes 15 soon and he thinks hes in love at the age of 14 im dissapointed in him

monkey boy is a fake gangsta a fake killer but a real dope dealer and is so in love with sian ugh its stupid there is no point inn it but i must admit they would make a good couple cause they are both small and cute like

monkey69boy by laura March 30, 2005

monkey 

a smelly, hairy animal. Ugly people believe we evolved off them because the are mad couse they look like a monkey!

A baboon, the red assed monkeys that suck there thumb

monkey by damian s November 4, 2007

monkey 

Noun; A derogatory term used to describe someone having a low skill level who cannot consciously improve his or her situation no matter how much effort is put forth. A monkey can have low, medium, or high intelligence but just does not have the ability to improve in any area of life.

Not to be confused with "loser"...the "monkey" cannot improve no matter what he/she does where as a "loser" typically has potential and can consciously improve based on effort but the "monkey" is doomed as if fate is working against the monkey. Usually wanders through life with little ambition and no direction due to poor parenting or other causes and most likely groups with losers and other outcasts.

Can be found in any profession or environment but typically found playing video games (multiplayer) and will blend in readily with other video game outcasts such as noobs, campers, etc.

What did you do over the weekend ?

"I played some call of duty MW2 online and kicked a bunch of monkey ass".

monkey by boomer323 June 23, 2010

monkey 

slang for the male genitalia, i.e. penis, especially in context of masturbation "choke the monkey," "spank the monkey" or "beat the cheeky monkey." Also see "dirty monkey." "The dirty monkey shall have his way," means "a hard dick must be satisfied."

"Skeeter couldn't get laid so he had to spank the monkey."

"The lion (condom) broke, the monkey get choked, red, red wine." -- Red Red Wine UB40

monkey by ANDREW OF AMERICA July 22, 2010

Monkey King 

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

Monkey King by Drakkus October 19, 2011

sea monkey bank 

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

sea monkey bank by laura June 17, 2004