mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Stinky Baby Fart Juice

A term to describe something really really stinky.

Bully: "farts"
Me: It smells like stinky baby fart juice.

by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

Anal Glizzy Fart

ie. 'Butthole Queef'

When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.

"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."

by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024

ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.

Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.

by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024

whart the fart

A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.

Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?

by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024

penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles

“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”

by c420frl May 6, 2024