cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.

friend: I hate cats
you: shut the fuck up

by cat_human March 26, 2022

cat

often used as an animal or as a pet

my cat is literally a demon

by anonymous January 27, 2022

Idan Cats

A person who has too much NFT in his head and will suck many dicks for a 100. Owns a pool named idan cats(not the good one named idan dogs)

Damm idan i heard idan dogs coin is better than idan cats coin lmao

by Moan Elisa November 21, 2021

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 May 11, 2018

cat

"Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us."

"Cats are Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us" -Helpful Vancouver Vet

by BreathDeep September 7, 2018

Cat

A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway

Person 1: what animal is that
Person 2: oh that's just my cat

by Skildaledondondanigh August 18, 2023

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016