Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

cheese eating bucktoothfuck

a cheese eating person with buck teeth

Jordan is a cheese eating bucktoothfuck

by shruuug March 1, 2019

Chuck E. Cheese

American pizza place where the stubborn kids and 30+ phedophiles hang out. Also recycles pizza! :-)

Person 1: I ate at Chuck E. Cheese yesterday and my pizza looked and tasted different.
Person 2: ”It’s most likely recycled”
Person 1: Damm

by TM AIGHT March 2, 2019

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

by soundless scream March 3, 2019

Cheese Whore

Someone who will leave you for cheddar cheese, a dog who wants cheese from their owner but get's called a cheese whore. (true story)

Olive, you fecking cheese whore.

by The Cheese Whore March 5, 2019

cheese

The holiest form of substance known to man, existing on all dimensions.

Cheese tastes good.

by Lady Sparta March 6, 2019