Pine penis 

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

Pine penis by cracker slacker September 7, 2015

Pinch Penis 

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

Pinch Penis by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016

moist penis 

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

moist penis by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

gaint penis 

Very big penis

Wow caimyn has a gaint penis

gaint penis by Caimyn November 22, 2017

push penis 

Having a so much of a gunt that one must push to find the penis

That guy has a push penis

push penis by Yoda dog December 20, 2017

Micro-penis

A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.

Hey that’s sparrow. He has a micro-penis.

Micro-penis by Engine 3 February 20, 2019

julians penis 

Big juicy slong dong that fucked your mom

Julians penis is a pimp who fucks bitches

julians penis by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019