Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

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Red Crewmate

Some bitch who demanded someone put him here

Red Crewmate is such a bitch. Can’t he do this himself?

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

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Red Crewmate

Some bitch from twitter that wanted someone to do this

“I can’t believe Red Crewmate is demanding someone do this. How lame. He should do it himself”

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

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blooket red parrot

God presence in blooket game, if you see this avatar in one of the games, assume your death

"Do you wanna pray to the blooket red parrot ?"
"yes, for him to forgive our sins."

by AbeoPrime November 29, 2023

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Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.

Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."

by The New Messenger May 12, 2011

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