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Red Shirt
Red Shirt by RandomStraggler February 11, 2023
lactucarium
A milky white latex excreted by several species of wild lettuce, namely _Lactuca virosa,_ known as "lettuce opium" on account of its sedative and analgesic properties. As a latex, it greatly resembles opium, both in that it emerges a white fluid and gradually becomes a thick, solid resin.
"Hey, bro. Want some lactucarium?"
"Some what?"
"You want some lettuce opium?"
"Lettuce opium? What the hell is that?"
"I'll show you"
"Some what?"
"You want some lettuce opium?"
"Lettuce opium? What the hell is that?"
"I'll show you"
lactucarium by RandomStraggler February 12, 2022