Little brown wren

Literally just that. A little brown wren is a cute little bird who is a bit shy like most birds.
If one comes in your house it's a safe bet that it's mate. Is nearby. Little brown wrens. Like to eat birdseed berries and bugs. They will light on anything where they can perch. When it gets dark they will roost until it's daylight. They love indoor plants and picture frames as well.

We had a little brown wren come in the house the other day. It took a nap under the bed and in the closet.

Little brown wren by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Chris Brown 

beat the shit out of a female

John: yooo nick totally Chris Brown’d his gf

Adam: ikr!

Chris Brown by BlazinCuh April 7, 2021

kelsey brown 

Kelsey brown is a very sweet and energetic person, she will sometimes be rude but don't let that get to you. Kelsey is stubborn but she is also very honest in many ways.

random girl -OMG i just befriended a kelsey brown!!!!
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.

kelsey brown by makakak April 8, 2021

Chris Brown 

Chris Brown, in full Christopher Maurice Brown, (born May 5, 1989, Tappahannock, Virginia, U.S.), American rhythm-and-blues (R&B) singer, songwriter, and actor whose melodic voice and skilled dancing propelled him to fame, though his success was sometimes overshadowed by his tumultuous personal life.

Brown has sold over 140 million records worldwide, making him one of the world's best-selling music artists. Throughout his career, Brown has won several awards, including a Grammy Award, 15 BET Awards, four Billboard Music Awards, and six Soul Train Music Awards.

Hey, look! It's Chris Brown. I love his song Kiss Kiss featuring T-Pain.

Chris Brown by BiographyData April 22, 2021

Code Brown 

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.

I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.

Code Brown by Captain Toot May 11, 2021

dark brown hydroflask 

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

dark brown hydroflask by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021

Polysterene Brown Management Theory

This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.

Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.

Polysterene Brown Management Theory by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021