Joey Blueskies 

A derogatory nickname for the Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner during his post-game interview.

I can't take it anymore, Broham. The Colts won 41-9 and all Joey Blueskies had to say after the game was, "I made some great throws out there today. We really did some great things on offense. It just got away from us after the first quarter."

Joey Blueskies by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004

Bluebird 

an absolutely devastating phanfiction which has the characters of dan howell and phil lester, who are youtubers, about the two of them meeting in a orphanage and having a complicated love once they are adopted together.

examples of people quoting it are:
"So stay gold, Darling."
"Somewhere a bluebird was singing all the songs tomorrow forgot, all the songs tomorrow would bring."
"The Dan with the curly hair was gone, and it felt like Phil missed him so much."
"Our love is cosmic, darling.
"And you know what? I'm doing okay. So stay gold, Darling. I'll see you in Terabithia. Love you, Dan x"

Bluebird by insert pen name October 8, 2018

bluewire 

To extensively modify an electronic device to perform something it was not originally designed to do, usually using blue wire-wrap wire and external components that were not an original part of the equipment being modified. The result is often overtly ugly and has the appearance of being an afterthought.

The need to bluewire a solution is usually in response to a salesperson providing a marginally-performing, lower-cost item for a specific purpose it was not intended to perform, but marking up the cost to a par with a higher-cost item so that a sales margin could be met.

The transmitter did not work as the customer expeced, so the service technician had to bluewire it so it could do what was needed.

bluewire by Hot East May 25, 2008

BlueAnon 

A conspiracy theory brought up by the Democratic (and Republican) establishments and the mainstream media to prop up lies about President Donald J. Trump, his family, and his 75 million compatriots who loved him.

Examples:
Donald Trump was compromised by Russia.
Trump called Ukraine to halt foreign aid to investigate Joe Biden.
Trump is going to start a war with Russia.
Trump is going to rig the economy.
Brett Kavanaugh was a rapist.
Amy Coney Barrett was a colonizer.
Nick Sandmann harassed a Native American guy.

The Turks are killing the Kurds in Syria.
Russian Bounties story.

Joe Biden will not ban fracking.

Brian Sicknick was beaten by a Trump supporter by a fire extinguisher.
"muH tax returns"

Joe Biden getting 81 million *actual* votes.
"There is no evidence of voter fraud!"
"Mueller is going to get Trump!"
"Trump incited an insurrection!" (or should I say erection :DD)

and so on...

Me: Phew! No collusion...no obstruction.

Some guy: Just you wait! Wait until the unredacted report comes out!
Me: Do you believe in BlueAnon?

BlueAnon by Batsoup Groyper March 7, 2021

Bluebird's Illusion 

A fangame created by 4 Chinese students in 2004 of the manga/anime Fullmetal Alchemist/Hagaren. It portrays a 'what if' Edo worked in Central with the Lt. and it takes place after Edo and Aru get their bodies back. One of the 4 alternate endings results in Edo killing himself and becoming the seven deadly sin, Pride.

Bluebird's Illusion is a bitch to get ahold of because you can only get it on Chinese auction sites. xp

Bluebird's Illusion by iNsaneuChiha December 27, 2005

Bluenette

A person who has dyed their hair blue. To be used in reference to hair color- like brunette or blond, but blue.

"Man, look at Kat. She has been a bluenette for 3 solid years now!"

Bluenette by Kat-Star February 19, 2009

Summertime Blues

The realization that summer is coming closer to an end. During the last week of Summer you try and cram everything from the list in, but most likely miss. Often Summertime Blues occur during the days preceding labor day, and as such mark a saddening time on a persons' life - this is because after labor day basically summer is over. Everyone after labor day returns to their prior engagements such as work or school. As we know, summer is the best season because you can do nearly everything and nothing. There is no official cure for the summer time blues, as it's inevitable.

The only way to temporarily mark the occasion is to party hard on the night of labor day, and try to cram some things from the summer list in. Also re-enacting something you did to kick-off summer helps or you can just reassure yourself that next summer is coming soon.

Also generally the only people who like going back to school during this time have had very bad summers - they did nothing, so they're summer haters. It's like being a gay kid in a hick town that you have to go to in the summer or a hardcore gamer whose had nothing or no one to go outside and play with, they can't wait for it to be over.


R.I.P. Summer of 08

Jim: What's wrong?

Frank: It's. It's Summer you know?

Jim: What?

Frank: Well it's basically over and-

Jim: And you got the Summertime blues.

Frank: Yeah.

Summertime Blues by Jimblorath October 20, 2008