You Were Saying

When a person is either instantly proven wrong, or is exposed for hypocrisy, you can expect someone to say this to them.

"Hey, there's an old lady getting mugged. Let's go help her."

"Are you kidding me? She doesn't need help."

"No way is a grandma gonna fend off a robber! There's an unfair age gap!"

*WHACK*
"...You were saying?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021

you on my bumper

"You on my bumper" basically means, "Get off my back"

(Student to teacher who is directing the student to work), "Ms. Jackson, you on my bumper!"

by AshleyE October 20, 2013

you fucking cunt!

A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.

Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.

Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!

by de-pube March 31, 2023

Bigz Loves You

A man who is often very nice but gives you the eyes like he might try and kill you but can still be very charming. Don’t be friends with someone named BIGZ LOVES YOU

Omg this guy is such a Bigz Loves You

by Melissa Bodnovits May 18, 2020

fuck you, mom

What to say to get grounded from home.

Someone: Fuck you, mom!
Someone's mom: That's it! You'll get grounded!

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 2, 2021

stroked you sideways

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.

Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.

by A regular boy November 28, 2018

whats-the-matter-for-you

An Itallian caricature of "whats the matter with you"

Chicolini: You are crazy whats-the-matter-for-you, why you make a face like this? whats-the-matter-for-you?
Pinky: ...

by Duck_Soup September 2, 2021