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The Red Death

The Red Death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you bitch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a The Pink Death
That snobby bitch was buttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept bitching about how much her period sucks so I pulled the cum dumpster's used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of The Red Death. Then when she fainted from the disgustingness I gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull fuck leading up to a red dragonand then I put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung I had leftover from last year in it.

little red 

Little Red refers to an Chinese mans penis. Little because Asian men are known to have small cocks, and red in reference to red china.
"yo freddy, how the fuck does that Chinese boy whack the beast when he's got nothing but a Little Red?"
Related Words

code red mamacita 

n. An extremely attractive woman, normally in her late teens or early twenties. She must be skinny with a nice butt and rack.
Me: Code Red Mamacita

My Cousin: Where, where?

Me: Over there with the nice butt and rack.
code red mamacita by C-Note3 August 13, 2005

ravishing red 

a tall usually handsome red head male. Young and smart. ravishing red racishes all day long.big red
tall paul, big red, ravishing red is a handsome young irish boy.
ravishing red by janicediaz April 26, 2008

big red thing 

a word used to describe a GIANT COCK
do you have a big cock?

yes do you want to see my big red thing?
big red thing by shadeypiezz January 28, 2009

Rachel Red Johnson 

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat
Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.

The Red Queen 

A gorgeous girl with a smile that brightens your darkest days. A fiesty with a kick-ass attitude that will leave you half baked. She is a blessing with a curse and you can't help but love her because she means well. If you can manage to find an Alice, be sure to thank the lord for blessing you with an unparalleled work of art whose unique beauty is sui generis.
She's not perfect, but hey who is.....must admit thought she gives deep throat blow jobs a whole new meaning, blows your mind to Gibraltar. Anyone that sees her mistaken her for the Red Queen. She's short with a gigantic bulbous head, fair skin, red hair and blue eyes. If you get on her bad side, she becomes bitter, abusive and slanderous so be nice, always...Finally she's a self acclaimed two faced narcissist who fingers herself whilst watching herself in Alice in wonderland.
The Red Queen:The red queen was really funny, but she was bonkers.
The Red Queen: The truth doesn't matter, it only matters what the people believe.
The Red Queen:"Off with your head"
The Red Queen:"her name is Um, IDIOT!"
The Red Queen: "someone has stolen three of my tarts!"
The Mad Hatter: "I've been considering words that start with the letter M.. Moron, Mutiny, Murder, Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: "Well, we're looking for an A word right now, where is Alice?"
The Red Queen by Baal-Berith August 21, 2017