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Social (Media) Hitman

When a person is paid, sent with an agenda, or goes on their own volition to sabotage and ruin another person's reputation by doing deliberately intolerable things to force reactions from them to make them look bad. Social hitmen, also Social Media Hitmen, go around "trolling" people to get them to use derogatory language, verbal abuse, physical abuse, or some other form of self defense to defend themselves, and then record or photo these actions to ruin their reputations to people in the media and in their lives.

These "hitmen" are totally and morally dead inside, are deplorable, and have no problems ruining your life and taking every cent you have just for an easy paycheck. They will block you from where you need to go, grope and sexually assault you, call you terrible things on your media pages, and be genuinely intolerable in order to achieve some agenda, get a criminals paycheck, or just do it for their own sick fun. These people, like paparazzi, never stop, never rest, until they get that sweet demon release and ruin your life.

As of now, 2020, there is no legal defense to stop a Social Hitman other than self control.
Guy 1: Did you hear what A Herd did to JD? She ruined his career.
Guy 2: That Social Hitman? She did it for the attention and the money, no question.

Apologist on TV: I am sorry for using the F word in a derogatory manner to that person last week. A Social Media Hitman was harassing me in emails, private messages, and sending me inappropriate sexual pictures of themselves and others, and when I tried to block them and tell them to stop, they kept at it until I went off at them. I am sorry to the people that saw it, and I am not bigoted nor intolerant, just this person posted their screenshot of me telling them off and it was taken out of context. I shouldn't have said it, and I am sorry.

Corporation: There is a person we want to take down on their social media pages and ruin their reputation to make them look bad politically, allowing us to gain more social support. We will give you 10,000 USD to find a way to make this person look like a bigot, a racist, a deviant, or sexually abusive. You can develop a relationship and betray them, or anything to achieve this goal.
Social Media Hitman: Shouldn't be too hard; I can use private servers, networks, and follow and harass them until they react.

Concerned Citizen: What can we do against these social hitmen?
Concerned Citizen 2: Absolutely nothing. you just have to ignore, block, restrict, and hire security to keep them away. There is no known legal defense to stop a Social (Media) Hitman other than self control. Humans 2020
by MCPKG December 27, 2020
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speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.
His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .
by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021
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Joining your hits

I go where you go.
“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”
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eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)
This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!
by Big daddy van November 10, 2021
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Explaining Hentai to Hitler

(Noun) The state in which one is dead and all the mourners comment on how heaven gained another angel, but the deceased is actually in Hell telling Hitler what Tentacle Hentai is.

(Verb)The act of reminding an old person when they complain about your generation that they had much more wrong with them that they don't remember due to Alziemers.
Mom(Crying): Heaven has another angel.
'Me in Hell explaining Hentai to Hitler.'

"So this boomer was bitching about social media, so in response, I started explaining Hentai to Hitler."
by QueenObama2 December 2, 2021
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Bach von Hitler

A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.
One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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