Gonga complex

A complex in which someone believes everything they say is right no matter how little thought they put behind it

“Did you hear Randy last night? He was a total prick”
“Yeah, it’s like he’s got a gonga complex”

by Sir Quigsley April 8, 2023

Non Compliants

Not complaints Is a Racist slang for African Americans, meaning non compliant to law enforcement

-News Reporter, a robber just stole a innocent man’s Rolex & shot him
- News Reporter, the suspect fled on a black BMW
-Me watching tv, Damn! Non Compliants!

by iCantBreatheActivities April 14, 2023

Airport Complex

When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.

When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX April 15, 2023

Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.

Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete

by FanOfStan April 22, 2023

Oldipus Complex

When someone has fallen in love with an AI chatbot and yearns for sexual gratification from it.

“@myai on a scale of 1-10 rate my penis”

Wow that guy has a really bad Oldipus Complex

by Rizz Kid April 23, 2023

Simcoe Composite School

Nasty. Nasty. NASTY. all you gunna learn here is how to become the next addict on the streets of skidcoe. come here if you wanna smoke and skip instead of doing simple ass math. the people are wack, watch out so you don’t get jumped at b spot or laced in the bathrooms.

Teacher “Where is my class today here at simcoe composite school? there’s only 2 outta 35 of you”
student “they went to smoke meth and eat a wendy’s frosty”

by Ek.2.trappedout May 1, 2023

Michelangelo Complex

A complex where the creator of any representation of something else (Statue, drawing, etc.) believes one of their specific creations, or all of them, are so realistic that it must fulfill the role of the object it is representing. This is in reference to Michelangelo's famous episode where he carvead a statue so similar to a real person he god mad when it didn't answer him, he punched it and broke part of its knee.

That idiot got Michelangelo Complex after writing that Urban Dictionary defenition, and really expected it would become widely adopted piece of slang

by Seack May 3, 2023