2 definitions by FanOfStan
A prestigious cult surrounding the worship, manifesto, and nameless BDSM possibilities of Dietz Kerosene lanterns. Lead by the Man-bun man himself (no, he's not a software engineer), Alec Watson of Technology Connections.
Now my fellow lantern aficionados and I (we call ourselves Dietz Nutz), can tell the difference between these two lanterns from a mile away; Boffa Dietz lanterns succeed at protecting their flames from the wind, but the early design came with a serious drawback.
by FanOfStan January 26, 2022
"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.
These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
by FanOfStan April 22, 2023