Yoinkers

Yoinkers (adjective, exclamation)

“Hey bro, mum fell down the stairs”
“Yoinkers!”
Or
“Dude. Our rare fish investments have pulled in that cash we needed!”
“Yoinkers”

by Young pork June 26, 2023

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoing

The act of using a yo-yo

“He just kept on yoing!!”

by Serapine July 11, 2023

yoinkazoink

when someone takes something (yoink) and runs (zoink)

"Im going to yoinkazoink that carrot" He said.

by CrazyDAUUGHHH July 22, 2023

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Yoitk

Yoyt•kay

noun
An activity deemed mischievous by society’s standards.

adjective

Teeming with impish, pesky, or unruly behavior.

1. You typed WHAT in the Taco Bell self service machine? I should’ve known that you would try and get away with such a heinous yoitk.

2. I was anticipating for months that he would pull some yoitk scheme, but who would’ve thought that he’d do it at his own wedding?

by authbu November 7, 2023

yoitled

referring to the act of reversing a phishing attempt; of Midwest United States origin.

aka a real life uno-reverse card

random phone “Long time no see. Are you okay, honey?”

yoitler “Who? What?”

random phone “This is Alice, isn’t this John?”

yoitler “Send me gift cards”

yoitler thinks to self “Wow, I totally yoitled Alice”

by bigboyhustlin December 29, 2023