weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018

Adequate Weinering

When your SO gives that good good 10/10 meat stick

Cailey got some adequate weinering last night

by Adequate Weiner January 20, 2024

Weiner wash

To shower

“Dude where you going?”

“Weiner wash brb”

by Panru January 15, 2019

weiner

How people, that don't know how to spell "wiener", spell wiener.

People that don't know how to spell wieners as "weiners" are fucking wieners.

by einszweipolizei August 12, 2021

wiggly weiner

the best group of people youll ever meet.

man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS January 2, 2024

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018