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after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear
1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS
by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024
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White girl Wasted

When an individual gets so intoxicated they fu*k around and find out till there's no more find outs to fu*k around and find out with
Karen got drunk last night, and thought she was the mfkn golden gloves champ 3 years in a row or something, bc be punched this dude and was surprised when he white girl wasted her mfkn ass and she was waking up on the bar floor looking like who farted.
by That.Gameboy May 24, 2024
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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
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BLACK Boy wasted

A top-shelf 5 star experience provided by combining the right substance/ narcotic with chemistry & sexual appetite.
My boyfriend & I get Black Boy Wasted when we play, thats how we role! We always perform like were nominees for the 2025 porn awards.
by Apolloleo May 10, 2025
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you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this
you just wasted a few seconds reading this
by anonymous June 11, 2025
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Professional Time Waster

Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
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U know i can't do the waterdrop

a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(
"u know i can't do the waterdrop"
by sara779j May 10, 2020
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