The sexist uncle on earth
full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling
A Friend with benefits
full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling
A Friend with benefits
by B0oB Saggety August 20, 2017
Get the Uncle Tipmug. When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
Get the uncle twistedmug. A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.
by STCL December 10, 2011
Get the uncle stagemug. A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be
by GotchaFukBui May 31, 2017
Get the Uncle GPmug. Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
Get the uncle schmoomug. The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
by Kittyslyfox February 12, 2022
Get the Bourbon Unclemug. The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019
Get the Uncle Blobmug.