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Tool Syndrome

Tool Syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. When crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen

1. You may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people
2. Crackeritis passes and you are fine(most common)
3. You undergo Tool Syndrome
Tool Syndrome includes being used, being stupid and douchey and will eventually end in your depression an then suicide
Guy 1: Justin Bieber's crackeritis is cured
Guy 2: Finally no more gay music
Guy 1: You didn't let me finish he now has tool syndrome
Guy 2: God Damn it
by fxw July 11, 2010
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Tool Crew

A bunch of guys who are complete assholes for no apparent reason other than pissing off everyone around them.
"I was going to flip a bitch at that douche bag, but his tool crew was there to back him up."
by TiggsFTW January 26, 2010
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tool army

The fan club for the band Tool (which is probably by far the greatest band i've ever listened to).
"Are you a member of the Tool Army?? WE WANT YOU!"
by benanner April 18, 2007
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Tool On Deck

"Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".
What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!

Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".
by Just Guy January 17, 2008
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tool time

1) The show within a show on "Home Improvement" starring Tim Allen.

2) What Tim Allen experienced in the prison shower during his three year sentence.
"It's tool time!" said Tim Taylor on the cold open of Home Improvement.

"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.
by teambuildingexercise99 January 19, 2010
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Tool gun

The Tool gun, is an item from Garry's Mod (GMod), that allows the player to spawn many things, such as lights, ropes, explosives, and can also spawn props.

It is a very customizable tool, that players can add their own options to, such as being able to set health, change the models of props, or customize vehicles.

The tool gun is also modeled after the Revolver, another weapon from the game, as well as Valve's Half-life 2.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite option for the Tool gun?
Guy 2: Dynamite.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Nephilis Thylord November 24, 2020
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Tool Belt

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The tool belt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her tool belt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
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