thumper

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.

i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.

by tony January 28, 2004

thumassticate

(verb)standing around with your thumb up your ass. in effect, to stand around doing absolutely nothing.

1.There was nothing to do but thumassticate.
2. He's such a thumassticator
3. "what a boring day, i was totally thumassticated".
4. she exemplifies the world of thumasstification.

by elkfeld October 19, 2004

thumbschwab

When wiping your ass, you accidentaly run your thumb through the stool creating a thumbschwab. Only way to be sure if you thumbschwab is to sniff!

I had a thumbschwab today but wasn't sure if it was shit on my thumb or perhaps caramel from desert. After taking a whiff it was shit! A confirmed thumbschwab.

by Stoolius July 20, 2006

Thumbsed

Same as thumb up but cooler ;)

Yeah i like this deffinition so i thumbsed it up.

by PixieCaramel October 17, 2009

Thompson

A very awesome and sexy man with strength that is amazing unreal.

Holy crap it is a Thompson!

by Todd S Thompson September 26, 2018

Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..

My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!

by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014

tyler thompson

a short tempered little gay bitch who asks underage girls for naked pics, thinks he's cool by driving in his front yard. Tyler is a one to forget.

Kid: hey did you hear what tyler Thompson did?
Other kid: yea, I heard he asked another girl for nudes
Kid: yea lmaooo

by Jazz Wellington April 22, 2019