Cat in the bayou

Means a woman is unexpectedly pregnant, often by someone who is not her regular sexual partner.

Shhhh, Sheila's got a cat in the bayou and Otis has no idea.

by Nuf Said Tip February 25, 2022

cat in the kennel

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs

The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel

by definingdemon69 October 19, 2023

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

by me March 26, 2003

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005

Cat in the bag

A term used to tell others that he/she is going to get laid without directly telling them you’re going to get fire pussy

Person 1: Yo, I’m definitely gettin the cat in the bag tonight with Samantha.

Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.

by Thankyoub August 7, 2018

cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

Cat and the juice box

A cat or female that has a juice box straw in the vagina, and they are using there pure strength to suck the jucebox dry with there vag

"dude did u see my girlfriend do that Cat and the juice box?"
"yea Man shes fucken AMAZINGLY strong in the vagina area"
" im so lucky"

by shnukertown699 November 15, 2011