man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 11, 2004

Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.

Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!

by Sinead April 22, 2005

tube boobs

A pair of female breasts that sag so much, they resemble long tubes or tube socks.

The most concentrated collections of tube boobs are usually found in National Geographic magazine.

by joshuaperry March 28, 2008

deja boobs

When you could have sworn you've seen a pair of boobs before

oh, deja boobs!

by haydenjoey November 13, 2010

boob shelf

The semi-horizontal space created by the top-side of boobs; depth and slope determined by cup size and perkiness.

NOT Boob Shelf.

"When she eats chips, she gets a lot of crumbs on her boob shelf", or "When I sit in my recliner, my kitten likes to nap on my boob shelf."

by Chicadee March 5, 2011

Boob Cat

Boob- Australian street slang for jail.

Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.

BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.

"That Hamill character is a flat-out boob cat! He used to get his toes sucked flat out by Jamie, and used to get visited by his gay mate the high school principal."

"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."

by K9GUY June 3, 2009

boob scotch

an alcoholic drink created when scotch on the rocks is stirred by a female breast

Dude, we got boob scotch! That bitch just stuck her tit in my drink!

by stoog March 17, 2003