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ho-tential

pronounced (hoe-tensh-al)//

a girl who's attractivness is based solely on how slutty she is -- She could be hot if she put out more.

Similarly a way to describe moms past their glory days.
Man that nun had some ho-tential, too bad God is her man.

That woman at the roller rink had 5 kids, i know she had ho-tential back in her prime.
by mrzgp July 22, 2009
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Testicular resignation

Another way to say you assume that somebody gave up or got back down on their knees to stay there forever.
The bubbly, mouthy girl thought the guy had testicular resignation or that he got castrated by her when really he was still going and still fighting her, and he wasn't going to stop.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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TestIcicle

To test an icicle
Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.
by Tha_Cuddla April 17, 2004
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green testicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
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long dark teatime of the soul

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.
Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.
by Fearman October 30, 2007
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gouch-tastic

a word to describe something that is so awesome that you want to tickle Dominic Monaghan's gouch.
"Domgasm's are gouch-tastic!"
by Vehura March 10, 2004
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testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.
by Cryptic May 5, 2005
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