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Muff Tap 

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
Muff Tap by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009
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Duck tap 

when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.
Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
Duck tap by mangina4 January 12, 2011
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drinks from the warm tap 

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...

rippy dip daddy wap tap 

How to ask to inhale someone's Vaporizer
Can I get a rippy dip daddy wap tap of that

Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.
Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

phone tap 

a synonym for prank call usually used by radio stations
Seattle's 106.1 Kiss FM has a phone tap every morning by its DJ, Jubal who calls anyone per a listeners request to creep them out.
phone tap by thediziedork March 3, 2010

Cap it before you tap it

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!