Amerature Stoner

Someone that acts like a stoner but has not officially crossed into pro stonerdom.
Anyone that Scuba Dives on a regular basis but doesn't have those insane connects, doesn't smoke correctly, doesn't have a piece and uses zebra pens, or doesn't have have a clue about stoner etiquette.

Those freshmen are such amerature stoners. I just told them i had got some dank, and they said "Oh, you got that seedless T-Rock?"

by layout420 December 19, 2006

Uncle Stoner

Homosexual web stalker.

Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.

by Wonton March 25, 2003

Stooper

The state of mind after a night of drinking, being severely hungover, not understanding the world, asking yourself the question "what is life?". Can also happen after doing drugs. Can lead to severe facebook stalking/commenting, and writing embarrassing things on the internet. Stooper is much like being in a cloud. It is a state of mind.

I am in such stooper right now after doing all of those keg stands last night, I can't even remember my dog's name.

by Jade-A-Kiss November 23, 2011

360 no-scoper

When pro's spin round without a scope, and finishes in a 360 degree angle, and kills someone as you shoot them, just as you have finished your 360.

Pro: Found you you stupid noob!

Noob: Oh, hello, funny man.

He does a 360 no-scoper

Pro; OMFG!!! GET OWNED!!! YEAH YOU LITTLE ****!!!
I'M YOLOSWAGGERMEISTER!!!

Noob cries his eyes out and screams like a little sissy girl:b NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Thy Valedictorian Creator September 10, 2014

Stoner Word

A word you create when you are stoned or high. Pockage is a stoner word.

"Hey man, we partied so hard last night, and came up with the best Stoner Word!"

by Kelli & Morgan June 23, 2008

stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.

Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!

by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014

philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

by Just259 September 9, 2013