steak and blowie

What a bloke should get on his Birthday and Valentines day (aka Steak and Blowie day)

Didn't get me steak but....

by Mr Stretch May 13, 2005

Steakley

to do something retarded

That Steakley actually fell from his keg stand.

by hayy August 25, 2008

Steak Dinner

The act of when a man cums on a steak and inserts it into a female then eats the steak out of her vagina while it cooks inside

Hey honey i’m kinda hungry let’s go have a Steak dinner before the kids get home

by Smelly jew February 13, 2021

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 26, 2012

Texas Chili Cheese Steak

The act of taking a frog up the ass while repeatedly jacking off to Disney channel, The best way is to elicit a croak from the frog up your rectum.

"Oh my god! another night of texas chili cheese steakin'"

by Byronisgaynation August 26, 2013

Steak

a slab of cut animal parts, more then likely cow or lamb meat from the rump or shoulders

"a quarter pounder steak"
"whats left of the biotch andrea once i get a switch"

by evil weevil of doom May 3, 2003