stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.

Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.

by mlhiss May 7, 2020

URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.

by b2kb2k September 20, 2020

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 3, 2021

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Gentile-splaining

When a non-Jew attempts to explain a Jewish practice to a Jewish person.

She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."

by Valgirl December 17, 2021

jj sploit

a shitty roblox exploit that crashes faster than a coffee run, not to mention the spyware rat viruses and bitcoin miners. im trying to exploit not break my pc wearegay. not to mention you get patched all the time and take days to fix. its also so detectible im able to find my phone faster. woohoo I love getting banned from roblox

person 1: hey dude whats a good exploit with no key or payments

person 2 (dumbass): jJsPlOiT ive used it 30 times and got banned from roblox.

person 1: is it good
person 2: it sucks and crashes on excution and injection.
person 1: ooh super cool doe s it affect your pc?:
person 2: no my pc is only is wheezing more than a severe asthmatic in the smokestack of a coal power plant. I'm also permanently banned from roblox.
person 1: yay im gonna kill my pc and need to restart windows I hate jj sploit

by roboxsl123 February 9, 2022

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022