Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

One Sheet Wonder 

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

One Sheet Wonder by Infinia March 21, 2016

Shit sheets 

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

Shit sheets by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

skeet sheetz by mr dangling July 21, 2016

salty sheet 

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

salty sheet by Slick silly December 8, 2017

spinout sheets 

Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.

My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.

spinout sheets by GearHeadPrimate March 27, 2018

Swamp Sheets 

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

Swamp Sheets by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018