3 definitions by Slick silly

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues
Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed
by Slick silly December 8, 2017
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During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 15, 2020
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During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.
JIm: how was your night last night chris?

Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.
by Slick silly October 15, 2020
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