shirtsey

A combination of a t-shirt and a jersey. Usually a t-shirt a sports franchise sells, with the name and number of a key player of that team on the back.

Steven: I need something to wear to the Sox game next Friday, but jerseys are so expensive and non-applicable to everyday life!
Zach: Just buy a shirtsey, it's cheaper.
Steven: Oh, duh. Which player should I get?
Zach: Dustin Pedroia. Always Dustin Pedroia.

by Slowdance Boner November 18, 2013

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Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

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Shintsy • shintsukimizz • Shinesty • shirts • Saints • shits and giggles • shint • Shitsack • shits 'n giggles • shinso

shits on the table

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018

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Shits-a-phrenia

When you are as paranoid as shit or so scared you shit yourself.

I can’t do haunted houses anymore. Every time I go to one, I come down with a wicked case of shits-a-phrenia.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

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saints peter and paul williamsville

a school in williamsville, new york filled with biased teachers who think they are the shit when they are actually just whores. kids are piss asses who think because they are teachers pets they will make it big.

what school do you go to?
saints peter and paul williamsville

oh damn

by endyenk February 21, 2019

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