Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.

Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.

by Kiddo xx December 9, 2008

red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

by Jay February 13, 2004

Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.

"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)

by Ingonyama April 20, 2004

Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.

Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.

by Behrens May 4, 2006

red herring

Red herrings were often used by jail birds to mislead hound dogs that were tracking them.

The expression "red herring" refers to something that is misleading.

His wedding ring is a red herring, he is definately gay.

by F B September 11, 2007

red tape

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007

Red Rhino

A sexual act in which the male partner of a relationship attaches a strap-on dildo to his head (resembling a horn.) The male then grunts and charges arcoss the room full blast into the female's rectum. Thus penetrating the anus and potentially causing serve anal bleeding.

"Damn my ass hasn't stopped hurting since my boyfriend gave me that red rhino."

by Level 9 May 25, 2006