promise

what people say but don't really care about

e- "promise we'll always be best friends no matter what"

c- "promise"

*fight*

e- "you promised to never leave.. and now you're leaving?"

c- "promises were meant to be broken"

by 3afterYou July 16, 2015

promise panty

A pair of lingerie (often a panty) to let a person know that sex is in the future. Wearing the lingerie (panty) is real time confirmation that it's time for sex.

She's not ready to gave sex with me, but she's given me her red promise panty.

by ArtieWolfe May 7, 2016

Promise

When you tell someone you'll do something but sometimes you do the opposite of what you said.

I promise I won't tell anyone.

by One n' only January 29, 2018

prosistobat

A girl who wears way too much makeup

Loren Gray is a prosistobat.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 10, 2019

Providence

One of the best all-boys schools in San Antonio.

Central Catholic Boy: Duuuude! That Providence dude is fucking huge! Damn lemme get his number so we can work out later.

by GeraldotheThird20909 April 10, 2019

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021