hover pooper 

When a germaphofic is a afraid to touch the rim of the toilet with his/her ass.

Howie Mendel is a hover pooper.

hover pooper by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011

pooberty 

When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....

Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?

Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.

pooberty by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

poofter bash

A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.

Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.

poofter bash by Pedders April 29, 2005

Pooper 

The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole

In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un

Pooper by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011

pooperbate 

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

pooperbate by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Pooper blooper 

You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)

Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha

Pooper blooper by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010

Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.

1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!

Pooper Paparazzi by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011