sub pen

A moist location in which to store your submarine

I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen

by FKNCVNT5 September 1, 2018

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pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

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Jell pen

When a man is making out with a girl and she doesn't want to take things further and leaves you with pre-cum leaking out of the tip of your penis.

"I saw you making out with Marinda last night. Did you get any?"

"No she left me with a jell pen"

by NastyVampire October 30, 2023

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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

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Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.

Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023

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