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Something that you like if you look it up on urban dictionary.
I like penis so I think I will look it up on this site.
penis by mcqmcg July 12, 2007
The male reproductive and urinary organ. It generally dangles down from the body of the owner and varies in length depending on several factors, namely:
The person who is telling you;
The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that)
The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches)

etc
Roger has a penis that reaches the floor. Pity it starts between his ears.
Penis by diddlee792 January 13, 2010
A penis is a mans body part that he likes to stick into vaginas x
Penis by SuckDicksForFun123 April 18, 2019
Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp. "PENIS!!! CRAMP!!!"
penis by Elaine October 2, 2003
penis by Stacy February 21, 2004