Muslim Nutsack

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm

Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

by topsdemise June 5, 2021

in a nutshell

A phrase meaning, without pretense or long explanations. Used commonly when you can't be bothered making an in-depth explanation.

"Does he, in a nutshell, fuck?"

"This is me in a nutshell, "Help! I'm in a nutshell!""

by KinGAleX April 4, 2005

pussy nuts

when a woman has a severe case of cameltoe, in which her vagina lips look like 2 balls/nuts hanging from the front of her pants.
see cameltoe, or mooseknuckle

Woah check out her nasty pussy nuts.

by boooboo December 30, 2006

nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 10, 2017

Nutist

A nutist is someone who plays Fortnite and thinks they are good. They tend to play tournaments only to fail. On their free time they bust a lot of nuts. They are also very redneck. They tend to fail a lot of classes in school and need to take special education classes.

Patrick is such a nutist.

Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.

This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.

by Some Kind of Redneck Man December 8, 2019