When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015
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A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
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Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
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