Definitions by immaslapahoe

sloppy muff 

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

sloppy muff by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

pif

Person I'd fuck

Oh my God Becky, she's such a pif

pif by immaslapahoe November 23, 2014