misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

by bensgirly August 22, 2011

Flight Misser

Someone who gets so drunk they can't wake up in time for their flight and foolishly misses it

Kieran Forde got so rat arsed he slept it out and didnt make his god damn flight - what a flight misser!

by Cat B October 19, 2008

ur sister a mister

An insult more powerful than "ur dad lesbian" but not as powerful as "ur granny tranny"

"ur dad lesbian" Jerry said to Leo
"ur sister a mister!" Leo responded
*Jerry dies*

by Grendman May 14, 2018

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Softee

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

by Jbucklam February 27, 2017

miserly-angel

Where a woman, to the man's arguably limited perspective, seems both SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, such as to induce mental meltdown in the man as a feedback loop he can't process.

-- So he couldn't understand how she was SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, and this is now his major pre-occupation.

-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.

by sukadog May 3, 2011

sister mister

A white man who exclusively dates and is attracted to black women. He usually dresses and acts black or uneducated. The male version of a queen of spades or bro hoe.

Chad won't date Jessica because he's trying to get with Sharifa, he's such a sister mister.

by the last sane man on earth July 26, 2014