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eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.
by dermy June 19, 2007
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"Lets mallard slick crystal, she's a noisy cum dumpster!"
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mallhawk

usually young males, typically seen trying to make conversation with young woman in a commercial shopping facility.
Stacy, promises me you won't get mixed up with any of those mallhawks while your shopping.
by Da Pa December 22, 2008
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mallfunction

Distress to the lower limbs caused by excessive shopping .
Jeez - my feet ache ! .

Yep - that,s a definite case of

mallfunction - without any doubt ! .
by E - FUMBLER January 18, 2009
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Malldancing

Malldancing is the word used to define the phenomenon where two people accidentally confront each other when they walk towards one another and cannot decide which way they will go. This usually leads to either awkward laughter or frustration. The average malldance lasts about two seconds but can occasionally last until one person tells his/her partner to step one either left or right to prevent the situation from becoming any more annoying.
"So I was in the mall yesterday and I was malldancing with almost everyone on the way to the food court."
by press_reset44 October 15, 2009
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Malled Out

When someone is so angry/frustrated they lose control of all rational thought.
I no longer have my computer because I Malled out so hard I put my foot through the tower.
by Smokin Hot September 20, 2010
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Mall mice

A mall mice are group of people that love hanging out at the mall to much and they go there even when they don't have nothing to buy .
You guys are going to the mall again you guys aint nothing but mall mice !
by DONdonkey July 18, 2011
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