lumberjack

1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.

2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.

1.) A: Are you a lumberjack?
B: Yeah, I am.
A: *drool*

2.) man, that guy is a total lumberjack.

by cabbagehats April 6, 2011

Lumbtrip

When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them
At first you think that's nice
Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs

Where you been Steve?
I've been away to Belgium.
Did you have a good time?
To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 18, 2013

Lumbani

A girl's name originating from Zambia

Can't eat food that doesn't contain salt

Lumbani: I can't eat this
Person: Why?
Lumbani: It doesn't have salt
Person: Salt digger

by NatIsTheBest April 15, 2023

San Fransisco Lumber Jack

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

by craigward December 16, 2007

lumberjack

lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping

wow dude u got lumberjacked so hard when u were sleeping that there is a red mark across your face

by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005

Lumbo

A state of euphoric oneness and total balance when the game is good.

He is beating eveyone today. Yes the lumbo is strong with him.

by BUNGL3 June 18, 2003

lumbersnack

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.

Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

by DetrimentToSociety April 12, 2009