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key j

sexy fighter and good a sex
damn key j you fucked me good last night
by hhhffghjgffd June 9, 2017
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master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating
mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom
by vagina jim bob September 18, 2016
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key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.
Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.
by Little-elfie January 24, 2018
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key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.
I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!
by fartso55 January 1, 2017
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Pulling a "Key"

Pulling a "The Key" also known as "A Key Moment" or "Keying" refers to a person being unable or too incompetent to properly perform stealth related tasks in video games of any genre. The player will usually come up with bogus excuses as to why they are unable to complete the task or section of the video game and will often result in childish behavior or the player attempting to beat the section by forcing their way through it with blunt force (10/10 times this will still result in a failure).

Usually, the term is used by a third party spectating the accused player. This term was coined through the TriggerTalkTV community referring to one of the members (Key), who would continuously fail to complete a stealth section in the STEALTH GAME Series "Metal Gear". Key would repeatedly try to force his way through the sections of the game that required him to be stealthy by trying to just shoot his way through the encounters. Pulling a Key universally refers to being incapable of being able to be stealthy in a video game (potential usage in real-life applicable).
Pulling a "Key"

Person 1: "I'm bout to beat this section easily!"
*Instantly gets spotted and riddled with bullets*
*30 minutes and 24 deaths later*
Person 2: "Bro you just pulled a MAJOR Key..."
Person 1: "What's a Key?"
Person 2: "You keep running in and dying stupidly if you just played PROPERLY and STEALTHILY you would have beat this long ago! That's pulling a Key!"
by Altzatres February 10, 2021
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Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.
"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."
by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021
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carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.
"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."
by qguru722 September 21, 2012
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