Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

Tyler Keys

Funny

Sexy
Dress good

Opium

Cute
Smart

You know Tyler Keys?

by Destory Lonelyy April 13, 2023

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

Sticky Keys

The thing that pops up when your trying to sign a peace treaty in Minecraft

Aw man I tried befriending a person in Minecraft by crouching but Sticky Keys came up

by Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2021

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 1, 2017

queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.

"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"

by missiwis June 2, 2019

Rope Key

To continue sexual intercourse even after having lost an erection.

Golly, I was so drunk last night that I had to force the old Rope Key. I feel so silly.

by trop142 December 2, 2010