3 definitions by Crack Dealer2255
Guy 1: see that guy over there with that right ass shirt on?
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: his names Alessandro, he’s straight as hell
Guy 2: oh cool I guess.
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: his names Alessandro, he’s straight as hell
Guy 2: oh cool I guess.
by Crack Dealer2255 May 13, 2021
Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.
Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
by Crack Dealer2255 March 20, 2018