Randy Johnson

The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"

Dont fuck around with randy johnson

"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."

by Derek Sanderson Jeter 123 October 29, 2007

Shawn Johnson

A very hot gymnist who won an Olympic gold medal for balance beam in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Did you see Shawn Johnson perform last night? | Yeah, but I wasn't paying full attention to the routine.

by Jholm93 October 17, 2008

Jimmie Johnson Did It!

A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy JAWNSON Did It"

Major accident in turn two, that was Jimmie Johnson Did It!

by Jesse Wagner April 3, 2008

Butter Shawn Johnson

The act of inserting a stick of butter (or margarine, depending on preference) into a receiving partner who is bent over, gripping their ankles with their hands.

Dude, you did NOT do the Butter Shawm Johnson!

or

WTF?! She let you do the Butter Shawn Johnson?! Wackest shit I heard today!

by WelshPoeticWaxLady October 4, 2008

Bluetooth Johnson

Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.

Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.

Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.

Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.

by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008

jimmie johnson

to recieve a blow job whilst operating a motor vehicle

while driving to school lynn gave omar a jimmie johnson

by omar ahmed March 10, 2009

Boris Johnson

Verb: To be Boris Johnsoned a.k.a A Mayor Bojo, oral sex

That girl over there just gave me a Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson gave me a Boris Johnson whilst I was giving your maw a Bob Ockenden...

by TrumpetShark August 24, 2009