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Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala September 03, 2008
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A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.
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Did you see Shawn Johnson perform last night? | Yeah, but I wasn't paying full attention to the routine.
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