iPhoniPhile

A true believer in the ability of the iPhone interface to take humankind to the next level of evolution

When Apple announced that it will introduce MS Exchange compatibility on its ubiquitous iPhone device, iPhoniPhiles everywhere began to brag anew about how great their cell phones were to anyone within earshot.

by Jan Bryan March 10, 2008

Hajime Ichinose

An annoying ass bitch female character from Gatchaman Crowds who has an obsession with stationery and who never shuts the hell up.

I had to drop Gatchaman Crowds because I could no longer stand Hajime Ichinose.

by SentaiBattler February 28, 2018

ipinion

a way to spell "opinion" ; mostly used by health teachers lacking basic spelling skills, and/or intelligence

"i-p-i-n-i-o-n (class laughs), wait...im a bo-bo head"

by Gunther June 6, 2004

iPhonisation

The process by which the activities of everyday life are colonised by Apple's mobile phone, the iPhone.

Man, I iPhonised University Challenge the other day: I Shazamed that track on University Challenge, and got the answer before the guy from that University.

iPhonisation is rife in modern society. Let me take a video of it in iPhone HD.

Everything nowadays is iPhonised. For example,
A: "How will you remember my Birthday?"
B: "I'll add it to my iPhone."

A: "Where are we?"
B: "I don't know, but I'll check on Maps."

by Septimus Warren Smith September 25, 2010

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

iPhilia

Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.

It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.

" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)

by Eamon D January 12, 2012

iPhunt

A religious iPhone user who by his attachment to said device is a sycophantic cunt.

"OOOOOOOH... He's talking to some broad on FaceTime. What an iPhunt."

by BigBobMugabe March 1, 2012