Instadad

*Noun

Someone who is immediately placed into the social media roll of a child who is not their own. They do not mind such attention as they have regressed from their werewolf like facial

and eye slant complexion. Now awarded with such a rushed opportunity the instadad defies the odds and checks all boxes to achieve.

He became an instadad over night.

by Instamom April 30, 2023

Insta-Smut

when a fictional couple sleeps together too soon in a story.

The chemistry between Morana and Tristian was lacking because of the ‘Insta-Smut’ in "The Predator" by RuNyx

by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023

Instacquaintance

it is a person/people off of Instagram who aren’t your FRIENDS, you may have never even met before in person but they are people you chat with and like their posts and follow.

met up with a girl from the fitness instagram page... I mean I don't know her at all she’s just an instacquaintance

by Randoni June 14, 2023

insta tied

someone who is so fucking tied around fucking instagram.

person 1: “she’s always asking me to tag her in posts n shit.”
person 2: “don’t mind that hoe, she’s insta tied.”

by hiswife>> June 14, 2023

Instaflair

The unique style and aesthetic that someone showcases on their Instagram feed.

His Instagram feed was a true reflection of his instaflair, with stunning photos and a cohesive aesthetic. 📸✨🌈

by Marc2.0 August 11, 2023

Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024

Insabotive

Describes something or someone as difficult to understand; unclear.

(Root word: sabot, Visayan | Antonym: Sabotive)

—The textbook is insabotive.
—He finds me insabotive, he is stupid.
—He's insabotive, he talks fast, don't make him do a report.

by Grubin.S November 3, 2024